Titanique is an off-Broadway jukebox musical that is a spoof of the groundbreaking 1997 movie Titanic starring very young actors Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. It features songs sung by French Canadian diva Celine Dion, which of course includes the iconic movie theme song “My Heart Will Go On”. This song was so ubiquitous and overplayed at the time that it scared off my husband Rich from watching the film when it first came out. I convinced him to finally watch James Cameron’s Titanic as preparation for attending the musical, since it is difficult to appreciate a good parody without knowledge of the source material being made fun of.
Titanique uses a framing device to wrap around the plot of the movie. Starting in present day, a tour group is learning about the tragedy when they are interrupted by Celine Dion who claims that she was on the Titanic and can tell the “true story” of what happened. Played by Quebecois performer VĂ©ronique Claveau, the character of Celine Dion is portrayed as a caricature of the singer, highlighting and exaggerating her French accent, flair for dramatic theatricality and emotional delivery. While played for laughs, I found the character’s antics, facial expressions, winks and over-the-top gestures to be annoying and not particularly funny. Luckily after the introductory scene, there was less of this schtick and when Claveau sings, mimicking Dion’s voice and style, her voice soars and all is forgiven. In fact, all of the cast have amazing singing voices, which is probably a basic requirement if you are to tackle the catalogue of Celine Dion.
When questioned about how she possibly could still be alive if she had actually been on the Titanic back in 1912, Dion belts out the song “I’m Alive” while revealing a set made to look like the prow of a ship with a set of stairs jutting out from the regular stage in a triangular formation which extends the “front of the boat” right into the audience. The first two rows of seating were reconfigured to be parallel to the stairs with the triangular point ending up right in front of our centre seats in row E. I usually don’t like sitting too close to the front of the stage, especially for a musical, since you need to be further back to see the entire choreography. Row E would have been far enough had it been a regular stage. The new staging put us directly in front of any actor who positioned him or herself at the point, literally towering over us. We were also directly in the path of the actors as they danced off the stairs to circle left and right before climbing back onto the stage. They passed by so tightly that we had to make sure to tuck our feet in so that no one tripped over them or stepped on our toes. Sitting so close to the action was particularly precarious if we did not want to be chosen for any type of audience participation. Any time a performer came close to us, we made sure not to make eye contact so as not be selected. This worked until the final scene of the show, but more on that later.The people in the first row were so close to the bottom steps that one patron actually used the stairs as a footrest. When asked to remove her feet, she did so in a bit of a snit and then within 10 minutes after the start of the show, she got up and left. Whether it was because of the footrest incident or whether she was offended by the raunchy jokes and not-so-subtle gay vibe is unclear. About 5 minutes later, the woman sitting next to her also got up and left. The actors were very professional and ignored this distracting interruption, but later during a bit of improv, this incident was referenced as part of a joke. A ridiculously large version of the infamous blue heart-shaped diamond “The Heart of the Ocean” (which is critical to the movie’s plot) dangles from the ceiling while shapes of icebergs sit ominously on either side of the stage. When the curtains opened, they revealed the rest of the stage including an “upper deck” with another flight of stairs leading down to the lower deck. The orchestra played on either side of the upper deck. At one point, Celine joked that they had stolen the set from the musical “Anything Goes”. After one of the actors raced up and down all these stairs multiple times, he flopped down in exhaustion, broke the fourth wall and quipped “Serves me right for joining Stairs, the Musical”. After her introductory song, Celine introduces the rest of the characters on the Titanic, including the star-crossed lovers Rose and Jack, Rose’s mother Ruth played hilariously in semi-drag by male actor Constant Bernard, Rose’s rich, arrogant finance Cal, the Unsinkable Molly Brown or rather, Kathy Bates from the movie playing that role, and Victor Garber playing the shipbuilder/designer Thomas Andrew who also represented the captain of the ship. It was a bit confusing why some of the characters were roles from the movie and others were actors who played roles from the movie, but we just went with it. The actor playing Victor Garber also plays the role of Jack’s Italian friend named Fabrizio in the movie. But for Titanique, he has been renamed “Luigi” and dressed up like that character from Super Mario complete with green cap and mustache. Christopher Ning who plays the tour guide had the most extra roles. He is also on the ship’s crew as “Seaman” which led to extended jokes regarding the similar-sounding word “semen”, as well as the personification of the Iceberg and Peabo Bryson for a duet of “Beauty and the Beast” with Celine Dion.Once the main characters are introduced, the main plot of Titanic begins, with some liberties taken to fit better with the songs. Celine Dion sometimes acts as narrator and at other times simply interjects herself into the action. The various scenes are paired with lyrics from Celine Dion songs that often fit perfectly with the plot. Jack wins at poker and secures passage onto the Titanic where he meets Rose and they sing “Taking Chances” where Rose begins with “Don’t know much about your life” and Jack replies, “Don’t know much about your world”. Later, Molly Brown (played by powerhouse-voiced Erica Peck from We Will Rock You) advises Rose to let Jack know how she feels about him by singing the song “Tell Him”. Rose joins in for a duet (similarly to the original duet by Celine and Barbara Streisand) but then the Celine character chimes in and pushes Rose out. When the Victor Garber character needs the ship to go faster at the urging of Cal (who has a hair appointment on Tuesday), he sings the song “I Drove All Night” and after the iceberg hits, he goes down with the ship while singing “I Surrender”. When Molly Brown returns to look for survivors (something she was unsuccessful in convincing the crew to do in the movie and in history), she sings “All By Myself”.
Many of the most memorable scenes from the movie are referenced in the musical but in a hilarious manner. For the most famous scene where Jack makes Rose climb onto the prow and spread her arms like she’s flying, he begins with “Do you trust me” to which she replies “Trust you? I just met you”. But trust him she does and to the soaring tune of “To Love You More”, they perform the iconic scene with Celine yelling out “Wait for it…” just before Rose spreads her arms. In the scene where Jack sketches Rose naked (or in a nude-coloured body suit) while wearing the big-ass diamond, the image that he draws is of a cat, since this version of Jack can only draw cats. The love scene in the car is cleverly staged with two cutout images of the front of a car and a plastic windshield which Jack and Rose both slap their palms against, mocking the action from the movie. Cal chases Jack and Rose throughout the ship and shoots at them with a plastic ray gun that makes “pew pew” sounds (like the blasters in Star Wars). When Rose uses an axe to chop off Jack’s handcuffs, she accidentally chops off his hand and a bloody plastic hand is thrown onto the centre of the stage for a quick gag. And when the Titanic finally sinks, Rose shows up with a large door strapped to her back. All these scenes would not be as funny without knowing how the original scenes played out in the movie.When the personification of the Iceberg (played in drag by Christopher Ning) shows up calling herself “the Iceberg Bitch”, she channels a fierce and brassy Tina Turner, singing “River Deep, Mountain High” (another Celine Dion cover song) while dancing forwards and backwards in high heels. At one point, the Iceberg carries a model of the ship broken into two halves. In one of the final scenes, the giant necklace needs to be thrown overboard and guess whose lap it lands on? Rich got to hold the necklace during the singing of “My Heart Will Go On”, a song so powerful that it can raise the dead. During an encore reprise of the song, the audience is invited to sing along, take photos and tag the show #titanique @titaniquemusical
One of the most hilarious actors in this show is Constant Bernard who played Rose’s mother Ruth while wearing a dowdy pink top (from Reitmans!) and chunky fake jewelry while wearing a headband with a bird on it attached to his bald head. At one point Ruth goes on a rant about how hard her life is and in quick succession, throws out snippets of lyrics from a bunch of musicals including Dream Girls and Gypsy. She then improvises examples about how much worse things could get, throwing out the thought of 4 more years of Donald Trump, then referring to someone almost being fired on a Zoom Call (a reference to the Chrystia Freeland debacle that happened only days ago) and finally mentioning people who walk out of your show within minutes of it starting.In addition to Reitmans, there were many local references in the musical. While singing “Seduces Me”, Cal places the huge diamond necklace around Rose’s neck, causing her to sag from the weight. He indicates proudly that it is from Costco. Later Celine disparages the Costco purchase, implying that a proper diamond should come from Birks or at least Peoples. On Broadway, instead of Costco, the store named is Jared's (as compared to Neil Lane and Zales).Although this show started off slowly for me, in the end I was howling with laughter and loving every minute of it. This was such a goofy but clever show and was so enjoyable that I would love to watch it again.